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affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.
I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.
by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018
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Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.
I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .
by P to the C September 21, 2017
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res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.
I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.
by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007
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Earection

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm
"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"
by AKiller December 28, 2009
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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019
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Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION
by A Real Commie July 1, 2019
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