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Eyeball Snowcone

(noun) The result of discharging your ejaculate into someone's eye. Usually, the eyelid is held open by the individual receiving the snowcone and the head is tilted back. Eyeball snowcone purists will occasionally press the tip of their penis directly onto the eyeball as they ejaculate. This is often referred to as an Old School eyeball snowcone.
Ted dropped loads into Sheila's eye and gave her an eyeball snowcone she would not soon forget.

'Please spunk in my eyes', begged Angie,'and give me an eyeball snowcone your mom would be proud of.'

eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.

eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.
I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.

Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.
I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.
Eyeball golf by Metzgie June 29, 2019

eyeball juice 

when your eyeball is wet
taste --> salty
can be black sometimes #emo
* Wanna drink my eyeball juice?
- idk bro wtf is eyeballjuice?
* brooooo you dont know what eyeballjuice is? (shocked face emoji) loser! (middle finger emoji) just drink the liquid!

-lemme drink ( drinks the eyeballjuice wetness shit)
*and?
- brooooooooooooooo... your eyeballjuice wetness is so good mmmm! can i buy your eyeball? pweaseeeeeeeeeee (that begging to be railed emoji)
* broooooo you can have it for free. (takes eyeball out of his head and gives it to him)
-thnx broooooooooooo
*np brooooooooooo

Eyeball Fucking 

To stare at someone in a way that makes it seem like you want to fuck.
Guy 1: Dude that girl over there is eyeball fucking you.
Guy 2: damn she fine too
Eyeball Fucking by xXsadboiXx June 16, 2018