explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.

Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop

by nUk July 27, 2005

explosive diarrhea

1.explosive diarrhea is when you fart and have diarrhea at the same time.

not something you want to have.

2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit

i thought I was about to fart but instead it was explosive diarrhea.

by shutup312 March 16, 2009

Explosive Teabag

When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.

I can't wait to explosive teabag that LMG noob

by SundanceKid February 9, 2008

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.


E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.

by Taylorrina January 17, 2009

Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner

I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!

by Sir Autism January 20, 2018

explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

by Nettled October 11, 2003

Explosive diarrhea

A diarrhea so explosive that you can hear a guy with explosive diarrhea scream, smell something foul, and see pure shit coming out of a stall and a guy flying and bursting through the roof or the porta-potty flying with him as he lifts off the toilet seat. Then, his ass ejects millions of nukes while he is falling down and detonating them and probably killing you.

I ended up with explosive diarrhea after eating a pound of Chipotle.

by Derp1231 December 4, 2014