block exams; a modern-day method of torture developed by a panel of adults who believe that they know best. block exams consist of several subjects' exams in a row (maths, english, history etc.) with a break between each one. block exams last for anywhere between 2 days and 2 weeks, and usually cause mass stress and panic in students. social life is impossible during this time, as all student's free time will be spent trying to learn a whole semester's worth of work (of which half probably wont be needed anyway). most block exams start at the age of 16, although some mean-spirited schools will start at the young age of 15.
Teacher- ok students, in 2 weeks' time are BLOCK EXAMS
Students- *groan*
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Friend- hey :) would you like to see a movie on saturday with a big group?
Student- oh no i can't, sorry, i have block exams
Friend- ohhhhh *understanding & sympathetic nod*
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Student- this is my last free weekend :) i won't have any free time until september... i have block exams
Friend- but it's only june?
Students- *groan*
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Friend- hey :) would you like to see a movie on saturday with a big group?
Student- oh no i can't, sorry, i have block exams
Friend- ohhhhh *understanding & sympathetic nod*
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Student- this is my last free weekend :) i won't have any free time until september... i have block exams
Friend- but it's only june?
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A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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by ProGamer743 June 9, 2018
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even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)
by kul June 25, 2005
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by brainless December 15, 2006
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