ejokeulate

ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.

Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008

evote

a mix of the words evict and vote, coined by the big brother player Derek F, who miraculously by week 5 has yet to utter the phrase "I vote to evict" correctly

Derek F: I sadly to EVOTE, the beautiful Whitney

by melinaskye August 5, 2021

EvoKiller

A inexperienced and/or ignorant or unskilled person.

I whooped you by a car lenght because you are a EvoKiller.

by Anonymous February 2, 2005

emokerchief

The wonderful thing that they call the emokerchief is a square bit of material that is folded up into triangles and tied around the neck. It is practically a neckerchief of the emo variety. If someone is found wearing one, they are most likely emo or wanabee scene kids with no lives or future ahead of them so put them out of their misery now and shoot or stab them up with your big gangsta knives as this is, of course, "Da Urban Dictionary Innit."

"Look at that emokerchief... Let's stab 'em up yo!"

by ThePhoneMonstaa August 7, 2007

evekend

The evening before the weekend begins

Joe (On a Friday evening) : Have a nice evekend!

Fred : Thanks! You too! See ya on Monday!

by jjay January 11, 2013

evolette

She is a crazy person if you get her mad she WILL wamt revegs but if you are in a public area she keeps it reaped and will try not to let her anger out

Evolette is crazy

by Old Henrey November 6, 2019

EvokerKing

Is good at doing mc g o d worlds but is always jealous of everything

EvokerKing is jealous

by Bbsdjyiuqghbuidiuhg June 7, 2021