Etard

An individual who has significant difficulty understanding and operating electronics.

He is such an etard, he couldn't operate a toaster, never mind that computer

by jenclem April 27, 2019

etard

A retard on the internet

Characterized with the e, like email and egirl

"the e means electronic. if you didnt know that, youre an etard."

by Arkanious September 1, 2019

etard

An utterly fucking stupid person on the internet.

A etard kpop stan just called me a "bafoon" on Twitter

by Lozarth May 13, 2020

Etard

someone who is chronically online to the point of cognitive decline.

person 1: I could really go for some food rn
person 2: retweet!

person 1: you fucking etard

by screenager3000 October 23, 2025

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

Eardstepa

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.

Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.

by Cady Pane August 10, 2021

ETADIK

An 'oriental martial arts' training method used by the US Green Berets. It is comprised of advanced combat marksmanship, encouragement, and one-on-one instruction. It is often used as a verb.

I went to Ft. Bragg and a Green Beret told me to ETADIK.

by Reno961 April 2, 2009