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Estonian Egg Nog

When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.
Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii
by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022
mugGet the Estonian Egg Nogmug.

The Estonian jackhammer

When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).
Brian: "so I gave Sandra the Estonian jackhammer last night!"
Andre: "is she ok?!?"
by The isis November 12, 2014
mugGet the The Estonian jackhammermug.

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