Eoin

Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.

"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."

"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"

by El capitan January 22, 2005

Eoitag

Eoitag is usually a Alaskan African Asian who roams around in Newyork but traddionationly is from North Carolina. Eoitags tend to be huggable but dangerous when confronted.

Did you see that eoitag?" "DAMN, GURRL. That was a fine Eoitag.

by Elluh April 25, 2011

Eoin

Eoin is a cool guy and is good at climbing. He is caring and kind and has great hair. He is an amazing footballer and usually a defender. He is talented and can kick you over a fence if you call him ee- oin. He has blonde hair and green eyes and can run faster than than a cheatah

Person 1:Damm bruh Eoin just kicked jimmy off that bridge
Person 2: Probs called him ee-oin again

by Supmyman123 December 1, 2019

Eoin

Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly intelligent and is almost always correct. Unfortunately due to the law of equivalent exchange to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")

damn you're looking fine Eoin

by NotEoin January 12, 2021

Eoin Moore

The act of filling the foreskin with cream cheese and piss mixture, then squeezing the shaft to pump said filling out into empty twinkies

Then shitting on the shower drain and stomping it down, and once all the shite is stomped you sit down open up a Twinkie and say “ahhhhhh, come to daddy” before taking a bite.

This guy is trying to do an Eoin Moore, but nobody can do it like Moore himself

28 Twinkies in 6 minutes 🤯

by Corn dick the 3rd February 9, 2022

eoing

A word used to describe a person, in any way, shape, or form.

" Man dat nigga is a mutha f***ing eoing "

by Von August 9, 2004

eoii

A stupid word used by people on their Snapchat Stories and nobody can say it.

Friend1 : for god sake Friend3 put Eoii on her story again and nobody can say it.
Friend2 : oh my god I know why do people put that.
Friend1 : such idiots.

by igotbigwillyandhotgf March 27, 2019