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obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.
Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.
by frikybi September 15, 2007
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emilyse

She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet she is kind loyal and will always keep a promise she's very sexy and hot she will melt your heart away if you ever get an Emilyse make sure to keep her because you'll never meet someone like her again.She will always keep a promise and she will make sure to be the best just friend you will ever have she is very shy at first.She would make a great girlfriend/wife. She makes sure she stands out in a crowd. She is very creative she is smart she usually gets A's and B's in class she always listens to the teacher. She is short sexy hot smart creative funny fun beautiful adorable.She is kind and mysterious.She is very athletic and strong she loves to play football baseball and pretty much any other sport. She loves listening to music. She only dates if she knows he's the one. It is very hard to find an Emilyse but when you do she will take your heart away with love.If you find a Emilyse KEEP HER you will never find her again!
My girlfriend Emilyse is so hot and smart!Im so lucky!
by Robert Hicks May 28, 2017
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Emilis

Emilis is usually a foreigner living in another country. He loves to do any type of drugs and loves to party. He is also always the kid who eats all the weird food. He is great fun to be around and the one friend who will always do the retarded shit. Everyone needs an Emilis
Hey did you see what Emilis was eating for lunch
Yea it was just a fat fucking cucumber
by Willyfart August 26, 2019
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emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth
my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth
by wes April 30, 2005
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Emils

1. He's a smart guy. Most of the time Emils can be really boring sometimes.
2. He is an every girls dram. And if you know an Emils you should ask him out. You won't regret it.
3. Emils is a very unique person. If your not shy you can have a very long conversation.
Girl: What's his name?
Girl2: Emils he is really cute.
Girl: I know. I want his number.
by yourbelovedinfo October 29, 2019
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nocturanal emission

Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.
by Virgil G October 31, 2007
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Egilsstaðir

Eiglsstaðir are the cradle of life in Iceland, for a country where there are 350000 people almost 300000 live in Egilsstaðir.
I Went to Egilsstaðir for the summer, it was LEGENDARY
by Valgeir Stökki Eyþórsson February 28, 2011
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