elton john paradise

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

by i'm hilarious, i know March 12, 2010

...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee October 03, 2005

Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 04, 2021

Sir Elton John

Incredible musician Knighted by the one and only Queen Elizabeth II, hosted SNL, In Billboards Top 5 Best selling artists of ALL time. Known for flamboyant outfits on stage and meaningful lyrics, with just incredible rhythm. He is also a Gay Icon married to Canadian Filmmaker David Furnish. He has 2 (adopted) children!

Sir Elton John is performing on stage, I wonder what his outfit will be this time

by Auswatt February 17, 2022

Elton John sack

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

elton john week

The mayor of Los Angeles, Tom Watson, declared the 20-26 October Elton John Week!

Girl: I was born in Elton John week!!

Guy: Wow that’s so awesome! He is the best!

by Rainbow1cupcake December 10, 2019

Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.

Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"

by crowbardog April 25, 2010