Eitak moment

A very dumb moment, or when someone messes up badly.

“Omg i just told him I could hangout tomorrow, but I have to go to a funeral. That was such an eitak moment”

by Bigcocksucker42069 May 25, 2020

eithan

an eithan is a kind heart guy who respects people and can be an exhalent boyfriend. eithan is a lady magnet just with looks and people sometimes don't like him because of that. he might seem cold as soon as you see him, but he is actually really funny and handsome. he always looks for a proper girlfriend for him because he gets hurt a lot. eithan looks for THE ONE for his heart and doesn't cheat. he loves movies and is also a cat magnet. he will also be an animal whisperer and can help animals any time he wants.

G1: "is eithan single?"
B: "i don't think so"
G1: "why do you say that?!"
G2: taps on G1's shoulder "because i'm his girlfriend"

by Luna_the_wolf135 October 8, 2020

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

When you only try to see good in people, always help others, be everyone’s favourite, and suddenly die somehow, vut everyone remembers you as a Hero. Or you have lived enough to see how the world really works, you’ve seen a lot of times that you can’t trust anyone, people use people who have a good heart. You need to be heartless to survive in this world. The ‘Hero’ would be eaten alive by this world if they still lived. They would have been a doormat to everyone.

Elly had the biggest heart. She always said yes, she forgave everyone who hurt her and always tried to see the good in people. But they used her kindness, the world broke her and she gave up on life.

Ren has seen the world and people in it. She has been hurt, but she only got stronger and smarter. She knows not to be too kind. She knows when to say no. You can’t trust anyone around you. You have to be cold-hearted to survive in this cold-hearted world.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

by Karma Black October 29, 2022

me either

The idiot's way of saying me neither.

1. I don't like this fuckin' advanced math course.
2. Me either.

by o0russell0o January 13, 2012

eitan from behind

When you belt a high A into someone's asshole.

After the show, we went home and he gave me an eitan from behind.

by liverpoolsubboy June 11, 2012

either

both, indicating that each of the two following phrases must be done or will occur

You should either breathe or eat.

by Phil Kerpen's Pubic Hair April 8, 2005

Eiteled

To be drunk beyond all belief.

"Dude, I pounded 12 rum and cokes and got totally eiteled last night"

by Purple Roundy February 12, 2010