Egotestical

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.

Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker

by Dan Parsont August 1, 2008

egotestical

boasting in a manly way about manly things.

An egotestical statement would be, "I am more man than any woman can handle".

by BJ Mchugh October 5, 2008

egotisticle

someone who only thinks for him/herself. Someone who is considered to be "up themselves" and self centered.

Man, that dude who hooks up with sluts all the time is so egotisticle! He's such a fucking EGO TESTICLE!

by tomdog21 June 22, 2008

egotestical

Donal Trump

Donald Trump is a big orange egotestical slob.

by auntiec April 8, 2016

Egotestical

A male who thinks they are the shit and has big balls. (my friend Gynn (pronounced Gin) came up with the definition one sunny after noon after school when I was driving her home. My other two friends AL and Benn were witteneses.

The egotestical rapper sang a song about why he was hott. (song: This is why I'm Hot by Mims)

by Shmeig December 14, 2008

emotesticle

Being emo (goth, eyeliner, black) but also being a male
A word that can define your personality and gender without any confusion

"hey im Josh, im a male and so i go by the pronouns he/him and i like sports"
"hey im David and im emotesticle and go by the pronouns he/him/they/them"

by aloominium July 31, 2022

Emotisticle

a person that prides them selfs on being emo; a little bitch

repeatedly posting FML(fuck my life) on facebook qualifies you as emotisticle

by dj mfhc September 30, 2010