eastern shore mullet

A hairstyle popularly fashioned by residents of the Eastern Shore of Hobart, Tasmania. Famous wearers include the Liberal Member for Pembroke.

"Why Vanessa, your Eastern Shore mullet looks particularly ravishing today"
"Thank you Tony, it look a lot of blow drying"

by georgehean September 24, 2013

Eastern Field Hockey

The best field hockey team in new jersey. The girls work their asses off day and night. Their coach is one of the best coaches in the nation, not only is she extremely hard on the girls but she pushes them to strive their greatness. Every girl who graduates from eastern playing field hockey is going D1. Their coach hand makes D1 athletes. Their practices go longer then any other sport at the school. All the girls lift like crazy during the off season, and come back every season stronger then the football team. Before every practice they have an hour of some type of crazy hard run their coach makes up. Every girl on the team is committed all year round and they train like an animal. If you date a girl that plays field hockey for Eastern in New Jersey, Most likely she will out run you, out lift you, out footwork you, and kick your ass. These girls spend their summer training their ASSES off, while still saving some nights to have fun. The team gets better and better every year. Eastern field hockey team could destroy anyone’s football team. Winning their field hockey games 13-0 and have a 20 year streak of being state champs. These girls are beasts.

She plays field hockey at Eastern.... she’s a stud.

Eastern field hockey girls always go D1

Eastern Field Hockey is insane

by Field Hockey June 4, 2018

Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...

e.g.

Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022

Eastern Europe

The Eastern half of Europe, as the name states, which contains about half of the European countries. Not to be mistaken with Western Europe.

Wow, I thought I bought a train ticket for Western Europe, but here I am, in Eastern Europe! Oops!

by The Submitter Person Thingabob August 25, 2010

Eastern European girls

Very sexy girls that originate from Eastern Europe, mainly from Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Croatia, Ukraine, Latvia and so on. They are known for their very sexy and slender bodies and most have natural blonde hair with blue eyes. Their thin bodies show that some could be anorexic and some Eastern European girls are fat but this is very uncommon in that part of the world. Most prostitutes come from Eastern Europe. They are the most beautiful women in the world and most speak English with a very sexy accent.

Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.

On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.

Adam: Hey Joe check out this picture of my new girlfriend and she's from Russia.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.

by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009

Eastern Michigan University

A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.

Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.

School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"

EMU Grad: "Sweet!"

by EMUROX August 22, 2011

eastern randolph high school

the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.

After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.

by Barbalinaa March 1, 2008