Dyson

Well documented to be the most faithful and fertile family in all of the U.K. where 80% of those who bear the surname are related to each other.

FAMOUS BRITISH DYSONS
George Dyson, English composer
Frank Watson Dyson, Astronomer Royal
James Dyson, inventor of the Dual Cyclone vacuum cleaner
Hugo Dyson, Inkling
George Dyson, science historian

by Dysdysbaby April 24, 2007

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009

Dyson In and Out

when a girl puts a guys flaccid penis in her mouth and starts sucking in and out rapidly.

Woah man, that girl on Christian Mingle totally gave me the best Dyson In and Out I've ever had.

by rykuno February 2, 2019

Industrial Dyson

Someone who sucks majorly at a task, thus likening themselves to an industrial dyson.

me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk

by carpetdoctor August 21, 2013

james dysonning

James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse

Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit

by Uncle Derick October 2, 2018

Dirty Dayson

A thicc boy who loves to put brownies and ice cream onto a person and eat it off

Broo, he’s pulling a dirty Dayson

by Dontreadmyname July 5, 2020

Dolly Dyson

A very disobedient robot fuck slut that I developed a couple years ago. The product line has been a very successful one. The only issue with the design was in Dolly Dyson SN-0000000001. She is and forever will be the the sexiest God damn pain in my ass because every so often her cpu will have a glitch and she goes rogue on me and fucking dissappears which in turn causes me to shut down the entire assembly line for days and days while I track her down and correct her code. Dammit Dolly I love ya but fuck.

Have you been a good Dolly Dyson or a Bad Dolly Dyson while you were rogue for the past week?

by TheBatDaddyWS January 19, 2023