dongling

A nonchalant hand job between two men, which is not considered a homosexual act.

Bill and I participated in some dongling last night.

by General DBMS August 5, 2008

dinging

a term used to describe someone who is tripping on an illicit substance.

"Dude did u see Dan dinging last night"
"Yeh man he was off tap"

by spanky ham doesnt care April 15, 2008

dingaling junction

The place betwix the dingaling and the ball sac

Dingaling junction is great tasting and never lets you down.

by jasmine February 12, 2004

dangling the carrot

Like dangling a carrot in front of a horse. A tease

"She keeps telling me She wants to have sex. I think she's just dangling the carrot"

by deathisajoy January 7, 2016

dingaling

The dangled male organ of copulation.

"I like to play with my dingaling, dingaling, dingaling.. i like to play with my dingaling.. all day long."

by ernesto November 18, 2003

Swingling

(v.)- To constantly try and prove you know more then anyone else around you. While you actually may even be right, the sheer fact that you incessantly have to prove it makes you the most annoying guy or gal in the room.

I told him about a new Czech beer I tried last night and began Swingling his own experiences in Prague and drinking fermented eskimo piss with Laplanders.

No one want to hear you Swingle about your trip to Vegas, we all know what happens there.

by Beer Vampire February 22, 2005

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day

I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day

by Death Menace April 21, 2022