DUTERTE

President of PH
Crimes against humanity
Fake drug war
Corruption in the time of pandemic
Red tagging
Chinese lapdog

Duterte is a bad president

by Nana forever May 30, 2022

Blurt Divert

Female equivalent of the cock block.

We are 2 single ladies & we were out with our gay male friends and all the single guys assumed they were our boyfriends & didnt come over to us! So we said they were cock-blocking us female style and then after a few drinks made up the phrase blurt divert!

by Miss BT7 March 9, 2014

essex duvet

When fake tan is transferred from one person to another during sex.

Got an Essex duvet the other night. My junk looks like a tangy cheese Dorito!

by essexattack667 June 11, 2016

duvet day

When one takes the whole day to relax in the comfort of a duvet, whilst beating their meat and two veg.

"I persuaded my boss that I was ill, so I took a duvet day. I'm going to use the sick pay to buy more lube"

by Mr Birdseye July 19, 2007

Duvet-slug

Staying wrapped up in your duvet all day as there's nothing elese to do/or you deserve to do nothing as ya knackered.

I've been running around like a tit all weekend , monday i deserve a duvet-slug day!

by Psammead June 3, 2011

duver

A temperature below normal.

If your temperature is a 96 you have a duver.

by Hot Momma FLO February 11, 2009

diverticulitis

An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.

Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.

by shoee January 18, 2007