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Douchenozzle

1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.

2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing

3. jerk, someone you generally despise
Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.
by SkatingPineapple January 13, 2010
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Douchenozzle

An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.

Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
What a douchenozzle
by Egiap27 February 6, 2010
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douchenozzle

A pathway for douches into your life.
Guy 1:Damn, Karen is such a douchenozzle. She invited Mark to my party without asking me.

Guy 2: The one who shit on the coats and thought it was hilarious?
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 8, 2007
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Dueschnozzle

Someone who basically acts a faucet for douchebags. Two parents breeding a douchebag son, daughter, and/or tranny would be considered dueschnozzles
God damnit! your kids are pissing me off, Gary! Your such a dueschnozzle!
by Skipper of the Spirit Ship August 2, 2009
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douchenozzle

someone who is very douche-ish.

also known as gay, an ass, mess up, a dick, conceited, hateful, and bitch.
Alexx: He's about to go out with that slut!

Erin: What a douchenozzle!
by sceneprep69 November 27, 2010
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Douchenozzlesucker

A derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.

Typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a vaginal douche nozzle. The use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.
I just visited the town of Douchenozzlesucker Virginia, and man, let me tell ya' what!
by rexdime November 22, 2011
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douchenozzle

a person who is a dounche bag

to be used in place of douche bag
That dude is a total duchenozzle.
by the latin freaks November 16, 2004
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