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Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster
When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
by E.B. December 3, 2004
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crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart
"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"
by joe mcduffie December 15, 2006
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dusting

a term for inhaling the compressed air and propellant from a canned product used for dusting computer keyboards and other electronics. Also see "huffing"
Lets go to the party and do som dusting. Jimmy was dusting and passed out.
by CJD January 31, 2005
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Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015
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dusting off

The act of sharing intimacy between two people while maintaining no physical cantact by using props such as flowers to touch and/or tease the other individual until the climax occurs. Sometimes leads to physical intimacy when neither of the parties can hold out any longer.
1. Dude, Megan and Maddi are dusting off my body right now, I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

2. Did you see Josh Hartnett dusting off that girl in the Movie 40 Days and 40 Nights?
by KC Maddi Poole August 22, 2006
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crop dusting

When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.
Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"
by J to tha ermsie December 28, 2005
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farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. Relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm.
by Josh Bova August 29, 2003
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