Dancing Polish Cow

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

by whathisnuts June 18, 2009

Dancing is Forbidden

What you say to someone when they ask you "This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancin'?"

Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'?

Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!

by SecondChild April 10, 2008

Dancing

Not giving a shit about what other people think of you as you move you body gracefully (or not so gracefully) rhythmically to the beat of music. Often done at parties, discos, etc... Can be done on one's own but is more fun done in pairs or in groups.

Man that party was CRAZY! We were dancing all night and all mornin'!

by Captain Capable November 10, 2012

towel dancing

In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.

That guy Tom must have a really small dick, because in the locker room, he is always towel dancing.

by burghprof March 21, 2011

Dunning-Kruger effect

A condition where a person so dumb, that he fails to realise how dumb he actually is. Frankly, lacking the competence to identify incompetence - often resulting is immense self-confidence and talking massive cock.

bimbo: "I don't eat crabs coz they kill it when it's alive, it's cruel to do that."
dude: "that's the dunning-kruger effect for ya."

by Infected_Banana May 13, 2016

dancing frog syndrome

Something that happens only when you are watching. If you try to show somebody else, it doesn't happen.

"My pet frog jumps up, dances, and sings 'Hello My Baby'! Show him!"

Frog - *sits there and ribbits*

"OMG! Dancing Frog Syndrome!"

by Wadatah October 10, 2005