"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
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Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
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what do you think?
Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet
mice,
Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,
in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice
for sayin that!
Person one: You got really worked up about that.
Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome
phrase that is.
Person one: Well I think that that phrase
is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
what do you think?
Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet
mice,
Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,
in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice
for sayin that!
Person one: You got really worked up about that.
Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome
phrase that is.
Person one: Well I think that that phrase
is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
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As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
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Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
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