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Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
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dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.
Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Dumber than a bag of dicks

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.
by Les mcclary February 24, 2019
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dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,
Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013
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Dumber than a Box of Rocks

Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play
by Thatboiinblue February 23, 2021
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dumber than a bag of rocks

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.
by youpapa420 February 28, 2022
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Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

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by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010
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