Duncey youth

Someone who isn't smart

Jerod is a duncey youth

by Nakxsi September 5, 2022

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Pretty dunce

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't have much of a brain

Your lovely but just a pretty dunce

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Dunce

Young vegan

Me: ...you dunce
Young vegan: that's not what dunce means
Me:*looks up dunce*
Young vegan: oh
Me: *makes urban dictionary acc just to show young vegan what a dumb butch she is*

by MySpaceisstillcool June 8, 2016

Interpretive Dunce

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."

by Ambad June 24, 2013

hood dunce

a white hipster who has never been to the ghetto, likes to talk like Black people, has no Black friends, listens to gangster rap music and still dresses in Abercrombie & Fitch and lives in a suburban household with racist parents. "Hood" refers double meaning of neighborhood and KKK headgear. "Dunce" refers to the ignorance as well as the pointy hats worn by KKK. Very often hood dunces are unaware of their ignorance, laughing it off with, "Its cool, bro!"

Mac: Yo, Abercrombie & Fitch is hiring!

Dre: Nah, Them hood dunces don't hire cats like me...

Mac: C'mon, didn't you wear a tie to the interview?

Dre: That hood dunce manager in the shell necklace said, "Yo bro, its all good, aight? Let's look at your work history, gee!" I'm good, kid.

by Haloed Griot March 31, 2005

Frosted Dunce Cap

When a party foul occurs during an orgy the party fouler is required to sit in the corner, preferably on a stool facing the wall, with a conical stool (fecal) on their head while the men take turns jizzing on the individual's head.

God, allie was such bitch at the orgy last night, she deserved that frosted dunce cap.

by Ackerladysman August 13, 2010