Dudespeak

n. The language or mode of conversation that includes, but is not limited to, use of the ever-evolving term, "dude" (Seedude). Meaning and connotations of the word "dude" depend on the circumstances and tone and attitude of the dudespeaker. Dudespeak vocabulary often includes words ranging from "seriously" to "like" to "awesome" to "sweet" to "totally"

Dudespeak conversations:

"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."

"Sweet ride, dude."

"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)

by grindgator February 11, 2009

Rubber Duchess

Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.

Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.

by I am Simon, I am bald. August 5, 2016

Mallard Ducks

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

by shnow lady December 9, 2019

doozy duce

A ginormous poo, larger and more fierce than a regular bowel movement, one that leaves you slightly dazed and a little lighter.

dude: "Holy crap, I just dropped a doozy duce!"

by joelh March 18, 2008

ass dubes

Result when you wipe a sweaty ass with super soft or linty toilet paper little bity miniature dubes roll themselves on your ass crack.

Randi wiped here butt on that Always Save and ended up with a bunch of ass dubes.

by kdot March 7, 2008

Fat Ducks

Stunningly Handsome

Look at you and your Fat Ducks!

That boy has some Fat Ducks!

by SpoonRRAR April 12, 2010

ducez

Much like the piece sign.....You can give haters & friends the "ducez" when you leave some where! Its the west coast version of "Peace up, A-town Down" minus the "A-town Down" Part! Usually said when saying goodbye. & yes when using, give the Ducez (peace) sign & say "DUCEZ", this seperates you from the hippies!

"okay, ill be back later, Ducez"
or
"Ducez, Biotch"

by GeLLiE January 1, 2009