drumpf

A fuck who thinks he become president through empty promises and scare tactics. Modern day Hitler.

Make Donald Drumpf Again.

by Father of ed. August 15, 2016

drumpf

A term used to define someone who is incredibly unconscious; a senseless numb brain, or an obnoxious shit spewer.

Did you see that person unpants them self to spray diarrhea at the traffic cone in the middle of Times Square? What a drumpf.

Maddy had a drumpf moment when she microwaved the cup noodles without adding water.

by Aestheticious August 6, 2016

drumpf

1. (n) Ancestral name of Donald J. Trump as revealed by John Oliver

2. A foamier Santorum with wisps of golden hair mixed in

That Drumpf you gave me last night is really hard to wash out of my soul.

by Drumpf August 21, 2016

drumpf

Donald Trump's real last name and defined by comedy host John Oliver as "the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy."

Steve: "Donald J Drumpf is likely the second coming of Hitler."
Marti: "Couldn't have said it better myself."

by an expert on nothing August 21, 2016

drumpfing

When a wealth famous person deceives an entire nation.

Hitler was successful in drumpfing the people.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 14, 2016

drumpf

The original family name of our future president Mr. Donald Trump.

Hey, that drumpf wall keeps all the filthy mexicans out!

by Cpt. Faxe March 12, 2016

drumpf

The audible sound a morbidly obese pigeon flies into a window.

"Dude did you see that pigeon hit the window?" "No but I heard it go drumpf!"

by Nobodyfunny August 18, 2016