Droid Rage

When your Droid glitches out and you feel the undying urge to chuck it at a wall. Just before you remember how expensive it was.

Jim: I was trying to text "Hello" not "fgdsavhefuwbfgdh"!!!!!
ROAARRR
John: woah, you've got some major Droid Rage going on. Just remember how expensive it was.

by trigun91 November 22, 2011

Droid-Hole

A-holes who are proud of the fact that their use of Android devices causes frustrating iPhone group chat issues. When called out, they defiantly bray about how they refuse to bow down to the Apple Gods and snicker at the iPhone sheeple in the group chat.

Damn, Chuck ruins every group chat and thinks it's funny. He's such a Droid-Hole.

by Man Random March 4, 2021

Droid Sasquach

Aka Bigfoot. A robot aka a robot named "Droid" a hidden truth about the roswell crash where a top secret robot "aka" Droid. the robot claimed to habe come from another planet. This so called robot Droid was brought to area 51 for testing its actually point of origin. This robot called Droid escaped throu a narrow passage in area 51 that was so called a holding chamber for used oil drums. It is beleiced that this Droid knocked over many drums of oil while escaping and later and the speed of light ran throu a Nevada chicken farm and was covered in fethers . that's fused to its titanium Fram that was overheated whith oil by running at the speed of light and the feathers turned pitch. Black and melted onto its frame. The story of Bigfoot has really been the biggest area 51 cover up.

Droid sasquach isn't a animal its a robot bro.

by Jalopagan April 12, 2023

Droid Rage

When the use of your android phone becomes an addiction causing extreme emotion and obsessive time consumption.

Joe beat his wife severely after going into "Droid Rage," due to 3 straight days of app tweaking! Luckily, his phone immediately called the police, gave them his exact location, a recent photograph, and had him arrested, all while performing CPR to save the womans life.

by K.O.K. August 7, 2010

Droid Rage

An Android phone or tablet with a battery that lacks the ability to hold its charge. The phone will then beg for more juice in a pop-up text box, juice also being slang for steroids and the associated "Roid Rage" that incurs.

"Man, my new phone can't even last 12 hours on a charge."
"You've got a serious case of Droid Rage on your hands, bro."

by ststm327 October 18, 2012

Droid-Slut

1. A man or woman whom is fully enveloped in a smart phone with Android software.

2. A friend who will not converse with his peers due to his obsession with his Droid or Iphone.

Alex:"Nate its your turn! Your such a Droid-Slut!"

by Plattsburgh April 2, 2011

droid lag

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later

when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line

by road rager runner April 28, 2011