When a person farts while walking by or standing near someone else and immediately vacates the airspace allowing the stench to engulf the victim.
by weathergirl October 14, 2010
The dumbest way to shoot some one. What someone does when they don't have the balls to stick the gun in someone's face.
by Not Dave the Faggot June 26, 2009
~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.
"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"
by Windexter April 16, 2003
Before giving a female oral sex, start fingering her first, only for a second or two. Try to distract her somehow, kiss her ear or neck, and sniff your fingers to see if she stinks so you can decide if going down on her is worth it.
by yuengs'n'wings April 10, 2007
by darkness89 February 04, 2007
Where old people, retards, and anyone from a third world country tries to make a credit card transaction online, and comes to reality that's not what it's for.
"Well, I put my credit card into the slot here, but I couldn't by that new sequin dress because Im a fucktard."
by 5432 July 22, 2003
by LCAman March 08, 2011