Dried

verb. drinking alcohol and smoking weed afterwards in the same session

James: what're you doing this weekend?
Dave: we're all getting dried at my house.

by Dan(: January 7, 2010

dried mangoes

1.) Dried mangoes is a slangname for a new type of drugs that is better than weed.

2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".

"Yo! You got those dried mangoes that I asked for?"

"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."

by stoopids May 31, 2016

Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out

Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk

by Milk 38 February 4, 2020

dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

by aScruffy August 10, 2020

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

Teatowel in a tumble drier

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier

by ElWeb September 24, 2012

Sun-Dried Tomatoes

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.

{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."

by Pize October 15, 2004