Dread Cleet

The small twiddly bits of toilet tissue that linger amongst and cling to the female labia, after she has wiped away urine.

"my, you sure wind up with a lot of dread cleets after using that value brand toilet tissue"
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."

by Charberto January 21, 2010

Dread Zeppelin

A very hillarious Led Zeppelin cover band that does many Zeppelin songs, as well as other famous songs with their own unique sound and musical style. They cover songs with an Elvis impersonator as the lead singer and many of the songs have a cool reggae beat. Very interesting...Check out their version of the Immigrant Song, Stairway to Heaven, and Kashmir

Me: Dude Dread Zeppelin sucks in a really really funny way
Other Guy: Hey you're right

by Ramrod Spineshank January 25, 2006

Dread Queen

The perfect brunch cocktail - one part Pama liqueur and three parts Prosecco, with a fresh raspberry in the bottom of the glass to soak up the booze. Yummy!

We had six flutes of Dread Queen apiece with our brunch, and then we passed out.

Once you drink the Dread Queen, you realize Mimosas are for light weights.

by Johnette October 14, 2011

Dread Bun

When you have your hair up in a bun so long, that it becomes one whole dread-like tangled mess.

"I really should comb my hair, but it's gonna be hard to get out this dread bun."

"I can't even sift my fingers through my hair because it's such a dread bun."

by Mr. Heald August 22, 2008

Dread shred

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.

Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.

The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.

"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"

"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009

Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

by Bezzle Bedeviled July 11, 2022

dread kid

Someone of jamacian descent

"check out that dread kid, I can't understand his accent"

by Ryan Wheeler January 3, 2008