dotch

my mum

dotch is the best

by kdjegwfwf March 13, 2018

the doitch

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

by kmoney December 20, 2015

Dotche

A dotche is a person or thing that is so retarded or ugly that you cant help but to laugh when you look at them/it, but deep down inside u feel sorry for them but you continue to laugh because its that hilarious!

Dotche can be used to describe anything thats stupid, lame, or just un-cool.

Ryan: hey man did u see David at school today?

Kellan: no dude what happened?

Ryan: he just looked like a straight homo!

Kellan: hahaha what dotche!

by Mountain Drizzy July 8, 2010

doitch

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

by brittany December 28, 2003

dotch

1. a penis that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be ejaculated with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode

dang man he has a dotch, nasty

by Platinum Chode April 11, 2005

doitch

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Doutche

That stuff that gets under your toe-nails.

pronounced (dooch)

its funny cuz it sounds like dooche. and kutche and gooche

I gotta clean out my doutche its starting to smell...

by soroush is gay January 11, 2009