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douchey stoner

a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively
Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "

Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"
by ballsdeep112 August 2, 2011
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douchey

A name given to a girl (usually) who does not think for herself and has the need to copy everything everyone else does. Totally does not have her own life. Lies like a maple.
She is so douchey, she should get her own life. Why does she keep following me around?
by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009
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Douchey Le'Corner

Referring to the Grand Douche in the corner of the room.
"Douchey Le'Corner over there wont buy more breakfast pastries."
by NoSmoke Johnson April 1, 2010
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douchey bag

a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag
Eric spilled his drink on me and didn't even apologize! He's such a douchey bag.
by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011
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douchey sexy

Someone quite attractive that displays strong tendencies visually or through actions towards truly just being a poser, yet you still find them sexy.
Most artists look douchey sexy acting in their music videos.
by From the 414 June 15, 2014
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sushi douchey

A man who screams J.T. and shoves sushi rolls down another man's asshole and when the other man cums they stop putting sushi rolls down the man's asshole.
The two men played sushi douchey last night
by Who's man January 3, 2018
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Douchey douche

Hey did you see that Dylan Barrows kid yesterday..man he's 100% douchey douche!
by SiE13 August 30, 2007
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