a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively
Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "
Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"
Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"
by ballsdeep112 August 02, 2011
A name given to a girl (usually) who does not think for herself and has the need to copy everything everyone else does. Totally does not have her own life. Lies like a maple.
by seriouslyonlyme April 13, 2009
by NoSmoke Johnson April 01, 2010
a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag
by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011
Someone quite attractive that displays strong tendencies visually or through actions towards truly just being a poser, yet you still find them sexy.
by From the 414 June 16, 2014
A man who screams J.T. and shoves sushi rolls down another man's asshole and when the other man cums they stop putting sushi rolls down the man's asshole.
by Who's man January 04, 2018
by SiE13 August 24, 2007