douchebottle

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.

Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.

by lakesX3 November 11, 2009

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009

Douche Out

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

by Medianoche December 26, 2008

doucheous baggous

the way people used douchebag in the medieval times

Adam is a sir doucheous baggous.

by JuicyJ October 27, 2007

Doucheous

Today's northforkian slang term for the older geniration's rightiousor tubendicular.

1:DUDE!! That chick is doucheous!!! 2.Dude, this cupcake is doucheously delicious.

by idonthinksogr9 December 22, 2008

Doucheous Malfoy

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.

You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"

by Katy Dee July 8, 2010

douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011