Douchecock

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.

Schindig is a douchecock

by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014

Doubledicknigger

When a nigger is such a dick,that calling him a dick, doesn't suffice.

Doubledicknigger Tyrone, that dildo motherfucker, has yet again broken the law!

by Fukaface! September 7, 2020

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011

douche dick

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

by timbog1979 July 31, 2008

Douchebeck

A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.

Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.

The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.

by shoqvalue August 28, 2010

douchecock

a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.

1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?

by yo motha March 5, 2005

douchepickle

A seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. Unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.

Douchpickle says: "We think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture"

Douchepickle means: "I will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process"

by mamamele November 21, 2009