Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.

"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."

by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011

Douchetard

A cross between a douchebag and a retard.

He's worse than an asshole. He's a real douchetard.

by Blacksophiecat November 10, 2013

doubletap rule

The rule in which a man will like (double tap) two of a girl's pictures on her Instagram. If the girl is interested, she will like two of the guy's pictures on his Instagram. This is an international rule.

Doubletap Rule: a way of sliding into the dms
Boy 1: yo I just double tapped @_____ and she double tapped me back.

Boy 2: Hit her in the dm then

by YaBoyJoeyB July 15, 2016

Doubleparent

A singleparent who handles the traditional roles of 2 parents.

Havent even been able to get laid between work, school and doubleparenting!

by Whodeeney September 30, 2016

doubledaddy

A father who handles his responsibility and his deadtbeat exlovers

Got a methhead prostitute pregnant, guess Im gonna be a doubledaddy!!

by Whodeeney September 30, 2016

Douchetard

Someone who acts like a douche and is fucking retarded

Jeremy... Fuck you Erin i ant doing shit...

Erin.... Dude stop acting like a fucking douchetard an help

by Ocwhitegirl88 January 8, 2018

douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021