What are you doing you fucking doss-monkey
by SublimeLime69 March 03, 2021
Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
by JokingKiDD January 26, 2012
Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.
by BlAzefAsT December 30, 2003
by Dirty Burty and wheat June 16, 2007
Troll King of Lanphier High School Be careful, If he spots you with a phone out or earbuds in, the consequences are great. Your items will be confiscated, and you may get In house.
Aaron : "Goddamnit, Dr.Doss came and took my phone and earbuds!"
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!
by grandest of autismo April 15, 2019
by Desmond Doss April 24, 2021
The act of throwing on a dressing gown at 12pm and walking round the Concourse Shopping Center in Skem. Not buying anything, just browsing. Connie dossing is formally recognised as the National sport in the great country of Skelmersdale.
"Alreet love, i'm sorry I can't come to the funeral. I'm out Connie Dossing, i've seen some lovely summer outfits in poundland."
by JordanPickford July 12, 2021