When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?
by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007
Get the dorkus malorkus mug.Nerdy SUV driving mom who didn't get much play in High School but married into money, drinks chardonnay, and never leaves the left lane
She is the quintessential Cunt Dorcula
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An amazing woman in the Christian Bible who did good to everyone and when she died she was resurrected by one of JESUS' disciples.
An amazing girl, who is extremely beautiful and hot.
A very smart girl.
An amazing woman in the Christian Bible who did good to everyone and when she died she was resurrected by one of JESUS' disciples.
An amazing girl, who is extremely beautiful and hot.
A very smart girl.
wow! that girl is so good, i bet here name is Dorcas.
Look at the beauty of that chick, she must be a Dorcas.
Dorcas is the smartest girl in school and she still looks hot.
Is that girl called Dorcas? i bet she is, her kindness and beauty is extraordinary .
Look at the beauty of that chick, she must be a Dorcas.
Dorcas is the smartest girl in school and she still looks hot.
Is that girl called Dorcas? i bet she is, her kindness and beauty is extraordinary .
by donina January 29, 2012
Get the Dorcas mug.Dorus is a verry loving person but he can be very distracted. He is afraid to talk about his feeling but he can show you his vulnerability if he really trust you! He loves adventures. If you love him, DON'T break his heart! It will fuck him up!
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Get the dorkus mug.A dork to the extreme or an extremely foolish person. Usually used in the term "Dorkus Maximus", but can be used alone.
by Scottie July 29, 2003
Get the dorkus mug.The act of sending a contract digitally and waiting for your bastard prospect to either sign the stupid thing or decide he's gonna go with a cheaper, poor quality competitor.
"Ima send you that docusign. Sign that shiz immediately."
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"
"Hey, you get that docusign? Sign that shiz."
"I was looking at the docusign you requested.. You gonna sign that shiz?"
Sales manager to me, "Hey Veeda I see that you sent the docusign to Snarkle.... They gonna sign that shiz?"
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