DoppleGanger

a ghostly image or replica of your living self

Kirstie is a doppleganger of vicki

by Annone April 2, 2008

dopplewanger

Two individual men who posses indentical penises (soft and hard) but are not themselves identical twins.

I met my dopplewanger at a key party last weekend, we're getting ice cream later if you want to join.

by Scrodoftw June 24, 2016

Dopplebanger

When you date, f*ck or generally lust after someone who looks like you or a member of your immediate family.

CREDIT: Elvis Duran and the Morning Show

David's new girlfriend looks just his Mom. Same hair, same face. She's definitely a dopplebanger and it's disturbing.

by EDMS_WGK June 11, 2016

dopplelanger

Langer is Irish slang for penis and a Dopplelanger is someone who has a penis that looks exactly like yours.

Penises are as varied as faces so this is a rare occurrence.

We were in the locker room after training and I looked over at John and realised he was my dopplelanger.

I was blowing Andrew last night and called him Tom. Had to explain to him that he was Andrew’s dopplelanger - it’s uncanny, they’re dick twins.

by Zozimus October 19, 2017

doppleganger week

An assenine week invented for facebook-lovers, made for no other reason than to make your friends believe you've EVER been told you look like an attractive celebrity, no matter how unattractive or repugnant one might be, when your profile picture pops up on their "live feed". Wanna be cool? Don't follow the trends and stay as far away from this vomit as possible.

Example 1:

Man 1: Dude, your new profile pic's pretty hot. Doesn't look like you though.
Man 2: Thanks. I'm celebrating doppelganger week and setting my prof pic as a celeb look alike. Once, on a train, someone told me that I reminded them of Brad Pitt in the manner I itched my nose. From then on, I've seen the resemblence as uncanny.

Example 2:
Girl: So, you look pretty hot in your prof pic.

Pedophile: Thank you. I'm celebrating Doppleganger Week.

Girl: I don't know what that means, but you're sure a cutie.
Pedophile: Haha, don't worry about it.

by EmGladz February 1, 2010

doppleganger banger

when you have intercourse with twins at one time. Seen through as the American, the doppleganger banger is a popular fantasy for men and women alike.

Andrea dopplegang banged mike and steve at once.

"Man, did you see Andrea pull a doppleganger banger on those twins, you can tell they were paid to do so," Bug said.

by JMIJ March 22, 2009

Fantasy Doppelganger

When as the owner of multiple fantasy teams, you play against a team in one league that is almost identical to your own team in another league. Fantasy Doppelganger phenomena is generally seen as a harbinger of a bad fantasy weekend, as rooting for your own team in one league means you are rooting against yourself in another. Feelings of euphoria are quickly replaced by general malaise as success in one league leads to failure in another.

Dennis: Who just scored for the Eagles?
Francis: DeSean
Dennis: YESSS!! wait. . . Oh shit that just killed me. . .
Francis: Fantasy Doppelganger??
Dennis: Yea. . . Fuck

by Dennis Worm September 30, 2009