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dopplelanger 

Langer is Irish slang for penis and a Dopplelanger is someone who has a penis that looks exactly like yours.

Penises are as varied as faces so this is a rare occurrence.
We were in the locker room after training and I looked over at John and realised he was my dopplelanger.

I was blowing Andrew last night and called him Tom. Had to explain to him that he was Andrew’s dopplelanger - it’s uncanny, they’re dick twins.
dopplelanger by Zozimus October 19, 2017
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doppleganger

A person who looks so much like you that it's Eerie & Unbelieveable!!!!
I found my lookalike doppleganger on Twin Strangers~Amazing & they say Everyone has 7 dopplegangers!!
doppleganger by Starchylde June 4, 2015

vagina doppelganger 

Someone that is so good going down on a female, it feels like there is two people down there.
Aye my boy is a vagina doppelganger so get something good off the meat rack

doppelganger

Someone that looks the exact same as another person. yet not a twin. ghost identical to living person: an apparition in the form of a double of a living person
yo i saw someone that looked just like u...could have been your doppelganger
doppelganger by Keovani March 10, 2003

dopplebanger

When you bang someone solely because they look similar to another person you want to do.
Guy 1: She looks kind-of like Jessica Alba, but less hot.
Guy 2: Shes a dopplebanger for sure.

Doppelgänger 

Person 1: yo bro I see your doppelgänger

Person 2: yeah bro they look exactly like me woah
Doppelgänger by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 6, 2019

double-wanger doppelgänger 

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.
Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.
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