Dickinson

1. Dick/in/son
2. A man who does small children.

1. John Dickinson had his Dickinson.
2. Dude that guy is a Dickinson!

by Some Random Bastard October 25, 2010

Major Dickinson's Blend

A special blend of coffee that you make for your boss. 1 part coffee, and millions of parts Major Dickinson, typically swimming around.

Cory: Man, the boss won't stop making fun of my Aqua Shirts, my mom says I look sweet.

Joe: Yea, my mom buys my clothes too. He's a real dick.

Cory: Next time I bring in Apple Dumplings, I'm gonna serve him his with a tall glass of Major Dickinson's Blend!

by FMDB October 11, 2011

dickinson

Fudge packer, one who likes to penetrate a fathers male offspring.

Watch out son, he's a Dickinson.

by Paul Nash December 19, 2003

Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

by Jkinny July 19, 2011

Emily Dickinson

A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."

I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.

by real_men_read_ginsberg February 5, 2010

Dickinson

DICK-inson
An asshole who tries to sound poetic when saying something really rude.

(no offense Emily)

Dickinson-"She was so hot. Her body was ripe as fruit, yet she smelled like a flower."
Other Guy-"Dude, stop being such a dickinson. That is my mom you're talking about."

by "Special"Frog June 16, 2012

Cheese Dickinson

N. Cheeze Dik'en'sun- A phrase used to describe someone you don't like, usually an outsider or an individual with low self-esteem. Strictly for use when the term "cheese dick" just isn't enough.

That guy who plays his PSP all day outside the cyber cafe is a total cheese dickinson.

by Die with your boots on May 24, 2006