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donkeyseller 

anyone who has the name "donkeyseller" is automatically superior, better from others,good at life,knows about everything,and is NEVER wrong, oh and a side note THEY DON'T SELL DONKEYS SO STOP ASKING.
he is like an "donkeyseller" but less superior
donkeyseller by whahhahahaha January 11, 2022

donkeyscrew 

1. named at someone as if to say they would bang a donkey or simply saying dumbass in a more unique way

2. a shouted explitive such as dammit or shit
1. "You're supposed to flush the toilet when you finish you donkeyscrew."

2. (you drop a heavy object on your foot) "donkeyscrew!!"
donkeyscrew by Mikey Mac July 16, 2006

donkeyjeremy 

Donkey Jeremy is the heart of the YouTuber Smallishbeans’ religion Jeremyism. hE iS THe BeST!
donkeyjeremy life
donkeyjeremy by Jeremyism4life October 1, 2020

donkeyschlong 

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock
Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.
donkeyschlong by Peter dieter February 20, 2019

Donkeyesque 

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.
Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.
Donkeyesque by jdjx56 July 23, 2010
When you give someone a black eye by hitting them with you giant penis
Hey did you see that girl with the black eye? She must of got donkeyed.
donkeye by eldowildcat21 December 13, 2014