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donkeyist

Noun
An organism who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against donkeys as a species or believes that other species or organisms are superior to donkeys.
emoji producer: donkeys don't deserve to have a specific emoji but extinct dinosaurs and exotic peacocks do :)
a random person: don't be donkeyist!!
by mumma clawdaya April 2, 2019
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donkeyscrew

1. named at someone as if to say they would bang a donkey or simply saying dumbass in a more unique way

2. a shouted explitive such as dammit or shit
1. "You're supposed to flush the toilet when you finish you donkeyscrew."

2. (you drop a heavy object on your foot) "donkeyscrew!!"
by Mikey Mac July 16, 2006
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donkeyseller

anyone who has the name "donkeyseller" is automatically superior, better from others,good at life,knows about everything,and is NEVER wrong, oh and a side note THEY DON'T SELL DONKEYS SO STOP ASKING.
he is like an "donkeyseller" but less superior
by whahhahahaha January 11, 2022
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donkeyschlong

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock
Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.
by Peter dieter February 20, 2019
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Donkeyesque

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.
Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.
by jdjx56 July 23, 2010
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Donkeywhoremelon

A dumb slut that looks like a donkey.
Has huge teeth, and a huuuuuge forehead.
lies about being a virgin.
May have been preggo once.
No real friends.
Nasally voice, snorts when they talk.
No one really likes them.
"Lydia Follmar is such a donkeywhoremelon."

"Ikr?"
by THE TERMINATORRR April 9, 2010
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donkeyism

the act of being stubborn like a donkey.
Mike is very stubborn, He has a bad case of Donkeyism
by Miss.Sara November 27, 2006
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