domestikitty

Being a domestikitty is good and bad.

This is my domestikitty certificate. It says i won't bite or scratch.

Domestikitty: "we are prone to parallelisms. eew."

D'Shawne: "Don't be hating on D'Wren, D'Lafayette. She is a domestikitty."

by Krkič January 18, 2019

domestikitty

domestikitty sits on your lap for a serious chat
you are struggling to take her seriously because she is a purring cute furry thing from another country

"Papi, purr, i'm sorry i refused your recent food. Its just, purr, too easy to doubt your intentions with you not showing up and constantly giving out to me. Purr, domestikitty can only take so much, in the long run, purr, we need positivity like the rest?

by Krkič July 10, 2019

Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild

“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”

by RealVibesBro December 8, 2020

Domesticated Hardo

A hardo that is very lucrative. Typically these types drive expensive luxury vehicles, own completely unnecessary materials and have “trophy wives”.

Yo that guy in that Aston is such a domesticated hardo

Having a Gucci belt is a domesticated hardo play

by Karlthefug April 16, 2021

Domesticated metro sexual

A Portuguese guy who wears a black and pink hat.

That pink and black hat really brought out his domesticated metro sexual side.

by Red_beard January 23, 2022

Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023