Don Dokken

1. A Don Dokken is a sexual manuver in which, while getting a good blow job, you tie the girls hair around your waist so she can't get her mouth off your penis.
2. Don Dokken is also the lead singer of an 80's hair band.

1. Omg dude, your mom gave me the best bj last night after i pulled a don dokken on her....she just couldn't stop

2. dude, dream warriors by dokken is the baddest song ever man. later.

by Demon 23 January 9, 2009

dorkumentary

A documentary done on the dorky subjects of fantasy, sci-fi, or computers/technology.

"Trekkies" and "Darkon: The Movie" are two prime examples of a dorkumentary.

by Rick Rock May 23, 2006

dokkenbacher

German slang for douchebag. Intended to be far more offensive as it confuses the recipient.

"Did you see that guy hit his hot girlfriend?!"

"Yeah, let's go pummel that dokkenbacher"

by Stevechad August 30, 2007

dorkumentation

Technical documentation written specifically for a target audience of dorks, nerds, or geeks.

Examples of dorkumentation:
- Software design specs
- Engineering diagrams
- Any document that describes any technical proceedure.
- The king of all dorkumentation: dorkuments that the red tape monsters require you to write, but nobody is *ever* going to read them.

by Patricia A. White May 6, 2008

dorkus maximus

One who is a dork to the maximum possible extent; to be a dork means that one is stupid, foolish, clumsy, or inept. Thus, the 'maximus' variety will be an extremely stupid or foolish idiot.

"Geez, you're a real dorkus maximus to have missed that deadline - now you're unemployed!"

by triumvir December 28, 2005

Dooku

"A Lot" ...among Star Wars Fans.

"I just bought a bunch of 30mw green laser pointers from China for practically nothing!! I've discovered a way to construct cheap lightsabers that I'm going to sell on Ebay!! Dude... We're going to make Dooku bucks here. We're going to have Princess Leias all over this place... I promise."

"Bantha Fodder. Those lasers don't have IP filters. They'll blind any Padawan clouded enough to use them."

by kvoorhees March 21, 2009

dorkus malorkus

a super dork...often used by a dork to call another dork more of a dork

Lisa says, Chris you are a dorkus malorkus

by tempy1 May 30, 2004