dogfuck

v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something

The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.

by luke! June 10, 2004

P-DoFF

P-DoFF (pronounced peed-off) is an acronym for Double face feet and palm. It's a type of reaction an average person with a reasonable understanding of anything would make in the face of utter dumbness. In particular, to the kind of things, David Avocado Wolfe says.

Random guy: David Avocado Wolfe said solar panels absorb light and it's lost forever. So it's not renewable energy and so cruel for the sun.

Fifth-grader: Dude, I'm just P-DoFF (peedoff) right now. That shit is bonkers af.

by FallenV August 14, 2018

doofus

An foolish, incompetent or stupid person.

tina is a prime example of a doofus

by werdna33 May 10, 2005

doofus

a slow,retarded, and annoyingly cute human being

you’re such a doofus

by hehehe17333 August 12, 2018

dofflin

Dofflin music (sometimes called future bass, downtempo, chill trap) is a combination of electronic and hip-hop beats, usually in the 50-80BPM tempo range, with influences from early 2000's R&B, dreamy synths, 808 drums and snares, nostalgic samples from early video game scores and sounds, and overall a fusion of the many different influences and styles.

Have you heard that new style of music called dofflin? Totally takes me back to my childhood.

by renovatio August 16, 2015

Dogfucker

A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.

Guy #1 - "So what did you accomplish today, you dogfucker?"

Guy #2 (Dogfucker) - "Jack shit."

by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010

doofus

some one stupid.
from the word doof which is german for "stupid"

oh mai gard ur such ay doofus

by Dux00rs July 11, 2004