upper decking

The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl

Taking a shit in the tank instead of the toliet is upper decking.

by Jay December 26, 2003

Upper Decking

giving John Barrowman a blowjob on a transatlantic flight

"In the middle of the night ... on a 747 on the upper deck" (hence the term "upper decking")

by qwapos September 7, 2012

Upper Decking

Deficating in the tank of someone's toilet, rather than the bowl. Often employed in malicious context.

Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.

by Korthos July 27, 2004

Docking

Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room

I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.

by Roobeer March 5, 2020

deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018