Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

dickervention

When you and your friends decide that a friend needs and intervention regarding his dickishness.

Hey Manny is such a dick, we need a dickervention.

by CommonDraccus January 27, 2013

dicked her down

When you fuck a girl really good.

I got some pussy last night, i really dicked her down.

by Austen279 July 7, 2016

dickelshplink

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.

you little dickelshplink boy

by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

bruno dickemz

He is a pornstar in mostly kinky tied up spanking spitting choking type of shit

Jeff: hey man who tf is Bruno dickemz
Nathaniel: bro he is a pornstar that means who ever u talking to likes it rough
Jeff: ohh shiittttt

by Babygirl6969420 December 13, 2017

tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 2, 2020