flirt and divert

To flirt with someone to get something out of them and then ditching them.

Alicia was an expert at flirt and divert. She'd approach a guy at the bar, flirt with him all night so long as he paid for the drinks, and then left towards the end of the night when he went to the bathroom.

"I'm going to give her a ride home but she wants to stop at the gas station first."
"Dude, it's just flirt and divert, she's done it at every party I've seen her at. She's going to ask you for some smokes and then will run up a huge tab. The second you pull up she'll jump out and run up to her apartment without so much as a thank you."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Divert to your balls

Don’t care about something or ignore something

- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you

by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018

Divet

The sunken area in an old futon mattress.

Your divet is comfortable.

by big daddy otis June 19, 2010

Severe Diverticulitis

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019

DiVittorio

An acient Italian island off the coast of Sicily. The people have somewhat of a government of thier own (mafia)and are very proud of thier origin and many DiVittorio's are legendary for talents.

person:damn that was fast
other person: well what can i say, i'm a DiVittorio

by JoTheItalian January 20, 2009

Dilettard

A portmanteau of dilettante and retard. Those *lovely* men and women who flit from one job to the next, never really doing a single one well, but determined to find their "true calling in life." often while being supported by mom & dad or a rich husband. Always very determined in their interviews, this breed starts to lose enthusiasm as soon as a task can't be easily completed or is too boring or beneath them.

Jane, the new girl, keeps talking about her wedding instead of finishing that project. She's such a dilettard.

by lomassi December 11, 2008

Divestor

A Black lady withdrawing all support for the Black community which includes her time, money, resources, care or concern. She puts her own health, wealth and life first. She will date or marry the best person, regardless of race or culture. She will only support people or causes that benefit her directly and respect her time and efforts.

I’ve been a happy divestor from blackistan for nearly 10 years now and I see no reason in looking back. 💅🏽

by The Happy Divestor💅🏽 May 19, 2021