distracted

being stoned; a way to describe being stoned to people that may not approve of marijuana use.

"you missed the turn, Bobby"
"sorry, i'm a little distracted..."

by nofxmikeb October 27, 2005

distractant

Something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems.

I always need a distractant on Monday mornings...

by JakePH August 9, 2010

Distracturd

When you're ready to go out but just pop to the toilet quickly before you leave and end up having a really long poo that results in you being late.

'Sorry I didn't get here on time, mate. I got distracturd'

by LunarYearOfTheSheep January 30, 2015

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

Distractaprocrastinating

The act of procrastinating and being distracted at the same time.

Ryan - "Danie, have you finished the English Homework yet? Can you slide answers?"
Danie - "Oh sorry I guess I was distractaprocrastinating."

by drury01 January 24, 2017

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Distractables

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.

Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!

by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018