Distrocious

The distrust of anything atrocious.

The majority of NORMAL people are distrocious.

by Foorg October 11, 2019

cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

Dictorious

(adj.) The state of being a man is in when they have finished first in a two-man threeway.

Guy 1: Alright, we're both going to do this so let's remember; whoever is dictorious gets to leave first.

Guy 2: May the best man win.

by gentlemanthrash March 7, 2010

distortionary

Propaganda in the form of a documentary. Usually a gross distortion of truth by the use of selective facts and hyperbole.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11, Nazi propaganda films, Planned parenthood brochures

by Truuth December 4, 2004

Distortion

Usally associate this word with drugs, crime and prison

Oh man, what a distorted life you have

by aye December 15, 2003