distrext

A text message sent in a time of distress

Hey guys I gotta run, I just got a distrext from my girl.

by pattyF January 16, 2011

distended tube sock

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

dumbass in distress disorder

A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.

Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.

Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.

by King of Jellybeans December 30, 2009

Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.

Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!

by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009

dirtleg

1. commonly used around the south a term for a slut,whore,free fuck. 2. One who gives it up at anytime for anyone.3 A bootycall

Jon said lets call up a dirtlegg and hit it.

by Shea April 25, 2005

Dittles

Absolutely nothing

Matt: Hey Luke did you get any from that girl last night?
Luke: I got dittles.

by Pietruszka October 9, 2008

frapezoidal distress

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.

she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.

by Muerte55 January 5, 2009