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mans Disneyland

A loose, fun woman that lets you bury your Matterhorn on every ride.
I went out with Celeste last night and she let me ride every ride; even the tea bag! I was a bit dizzy and my bags were empty after that ride. She really is a mans Disneyland!
by big kev 79 July 22, 2011
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disneyland

the place where:

1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.

2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.

3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.

4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
by d-blair April 5, 2008
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Disneyland acid trip

Visiting disneyland while on acid Enjoying the strangeness disneyland has to offer
by Weakfear November 7, 2010
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disneycide

When a celebrity pisses off a Disney Executive, and never works in the industry again.
"Wow, man, those tweets from James Gunn about banging kids might cost him his Disney Contract"
"Yeah, he committed Disneycide"
by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018
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Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era

When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.
Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era
by DisneyFanFuck2008 September 15, 2020
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doggy disneyland

This place is a real good place for my dog to meet other dogs. It's a real doggy disneyland. Usually overrun with exuberant dogs.
by silverback 23 January 12, 2009
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disneyland syndrome

disneyland syndrome refers to excitement before the big day of going to disney, can't sleep and just too excited to go to sleep or do anything else.
I am so excited about the big game tomorrow I have the disneyland syndrome
by Jackie Rose November 9, 2011
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