discracted

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire

I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!

by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

Discoed

A weird mysterious anomaly that occurs on iOS users phones. Whenever you try to spell out the word "Discord," it autocorrects to Discoed. The origins of this word is unknown.

"I always try to spell out Discord on my iPhone, but it always autocorrects to Discoed! So annoying."

by Rondaxen June 22, 2021

mentally disorted

A way of saying someone is fucking retarded

Hi you are mentally disorted

by ImGayAndRetard696969696969 April 28, 2020

discrete

indicates lying or being evasive about one's personal relations.

Romeo told the attendants this to indicate they were NOT the Juliet he was looking for, but he wouldn't mind a blow job while he was looking.

"We're very discrete" means we keep our personal relationship behind closed doors.

Usually, this is a very bad sign of things to come. Run while you still can.

by Molliqua October 21, 2010

distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003

Discobedience

The act of partaking in illegal substances whilst at a night club.
Or, general debauchery enacted within a night club.

"Good lord, Jeffrey! There was massive discobedience at the club last night".

by discobedience April 30, 2009

distorted

Distorted - Not the whole - only a portion of what is Real - a piece missing or out of place -

blurred

The mask he wore covered his real face to make himself distorted.

by gracejanene April 6, 2015